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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗

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