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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Gus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺

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