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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Thor eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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