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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Simpkins eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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