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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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