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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Lola eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦

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