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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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