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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Miss Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮

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