Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Ms Stink eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.