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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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