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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Daenerys eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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