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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Missy eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺

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