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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Maya eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮

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