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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Gus eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮

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