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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Oscar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊

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