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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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