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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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