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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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