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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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