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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺

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