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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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