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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏

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