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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡

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