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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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