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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃

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