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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡

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