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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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