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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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