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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏

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