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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Toby eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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