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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Tilly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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