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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bella eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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