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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺

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