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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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