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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻

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