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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺

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