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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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