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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mrs Snuffles eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻

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