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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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