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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Kirk eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮

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