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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet tarantula 🕷 Bob eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁

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