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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Ginger eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛

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