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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁

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