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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Gus eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏

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