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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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