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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rosie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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