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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Charlie eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻

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