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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺

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