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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet mouse 🐁 Rex eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺

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