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Pet death

My aunt Rose had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗

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